Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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