It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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