Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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