Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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