there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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