she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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