I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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