We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
This toilet bowl is my home.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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