i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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