dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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