i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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