the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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