if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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