It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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