were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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