seriously i just wanna be friends
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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