What did we do last night that was yellow?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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