I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he shaved USA in his pubs
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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