i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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