So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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