the new term for farting is butt boxing.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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