I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
