And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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