So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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