you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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