I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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