MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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