I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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