Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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