If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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