I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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