respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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