I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I hate all girls vehemently.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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