I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize
