Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
fuck your aforementioned shoe
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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