Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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