About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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