There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
