i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I looked at my own cervix.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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