its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave