He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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