I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Randomize
