hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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