He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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