If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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