took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
We got so high we made milksteak
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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