i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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