one might say we're banned from that church
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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