And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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