Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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