is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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