Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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