i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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