just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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