ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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